Okay, I have to admit I was more than a little bit skeptical and raised both of my eyebrows when my teen aged son and some friends were in our living room discussing the fact that all of their weenis's were shaped differently! In fact, I immediately went to my computer and did a Google search to see exactly what a weenis was before I reprimanded them.
So what is a Weenis you might ask (I certainly had to find out). According to the “Urban Dictionary” your weenis is:
Definition 1: Weenis
Its actually the skin on your elbow.
Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
2: No, it's not weenie/penis, it's weenis. your elbow!
don't touch my weenis.
it's physically impossible to lick your weenis, unless your a freak.
your funny bone is by your weenis.
So that brings us to the next informational from the Urban Dictionary:
Weenis envy:
The deeply jealous feeling you experience when someone stretches their arm out in front of you, and pulls down their weenis (the flap of skin that covers the elbow) showing that it's bigger than yours.
I'll never forget that day when my Mum put her arm out, stretched down her elbow skin, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, my weenis is bigger than yours". The weenis envy still hurts today.
So there you have it. The definition of a Weenis, and the definition of Weenis envy. Hey, don't blame me. I didn't make this word up. Google it yourself if you don't believe me. In the meantime, it is apparently the latest in an effort for teens to shock their parents by discussing things that seem less than stellar to the casual observer.
Also, just for the record, there are even You Tube videos regarding your weenis.
So having located the definition and given myself sufficient time to read up on the subject, I chose to ignore the conversation in my living room that afternoon. I smiled and left the room and the boys burst into gales of hysterical laughter. I overheard one of his friends say, “We have to go try this on my mom next you guys”.
Teen agers! Never a dull moment!
